If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
Randomize
