Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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