Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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