Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
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