remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
I just forgot I was standing up.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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