Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Im part way to drunk.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
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