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Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
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