i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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