Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
Randomize
