I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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