youre lurking in front of me
I just made out with a guy for $7.
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
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