And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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