Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
wanna go halves on a baby?
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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