Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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