he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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