NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
A+ Viking dick
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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