something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
Randomize
