...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
just ate pastrami before passing out in my hotel room. My room smells like a petting zoo
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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