I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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