he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
i believe in u and ur pee
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
Randomize
