Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
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