please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
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