how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
Someone signed my nipple.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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