I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
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