He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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