she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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