OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
Farmville is her only friend.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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