so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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