Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
Randomize