ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
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