Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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