my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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