got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
Randomize
