Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
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