we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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