have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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