she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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