Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
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