Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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