Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
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