To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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