And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
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