I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
im about as happy as oj after his trial
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
Randomize
