I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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