sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Dude someone changed all the contacts in my phone to I Like Eggs
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
How does it feel to date your dad?
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
Congratulations! We have a period
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