In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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