I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
It's rum buckets o'clock
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