I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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