it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
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