i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
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