Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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