Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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