why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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